Haha, this is not a poem. This is prose Homes! What’s up? Hump Day is OVER. Happy Dance.
I’ve been watching lots of YouTubers lately show me all they ate in a day.
I don’t have a YouTube channel (actually, I do, but there’s no videos there…so…) writing a blog now of what I ate for you and myself. We be so obsessed with food, ya’ll.
Okay here we go. I hope you’re not hungry, cuz if you are, your mouth is about to water.
So this morning I woke up at 6:00 AM. The first thing I do in the morning is drink a glass of water and sit on the couch sipping water until I’m awake. I drink water in the morning instead of coffee or tea…
about an hour later, I’m sitting down to breakfast. It was:
warm lemon water
baked potato with
grass fed browned beef, black beans, avocado, tomatoes, and sliced olives.
It was delish. (Left overs for breakfast! LOVE a little cayenne pepper in the AM)
Filled up my tumbler with water and headed off to work, where I…
move, move, move, move, move
and by 9:30 I’m starving, so I ate:
which held me over for a few
at 12:00 noon, I’m a hunger bear
rabid, drooling, running people over on my way to my pretty pink lunch box
and I ate:
Asian chicken noodle soup with onions and carrots
a peach, a plum, some peach herbal tea
cuz that’s how I do it, don’t judge me, it’s how I was born
eating, hungry, sucking milk and making wild baby pig sounds
like: oink, oink, oink, coo. Adorable.
I filled my tumbler several times with water, so about 8 or 9 or 10 cups of water
I hate being thirsty
I drank a pond, a river, an ocean
a fish, a shark, a whale
and I’m still hungry
so at home for dinner I ate
a bowl of potato chips doused in plain, sour Kefir
I don’t know why I did, but I did. Forgive me. I ate it like a gorilla eats
whatever it is that a gorilla eats
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